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Holy shit. His words. He’s so seductive. Perhaps you didn’t notice how seductive he is, so I’m telling you straight out: he is so seductive.
Holy fucking shitballs. Jesus motherfucking Christ. He’s seductive as fucking shit.
Taking the opportunity of that rolling ball of shit of a trailer dropping yesterday to remind you all that I read the first book in the “50 Shades” series a few years ago so you didn’t have to. I bought it electronically so no one on the train would know I was, like them, reading it on the train. I also took notes.
Side note: The woman who plays Anastasia was a student in the high school where my ex-husband (and occasionally, I) worked. She was just another celebrity child among many, but she still had special on-campus smoking privileges, which I think is super bullshit. I don’t know how to explain how I’m feeling about seeing her as Anastasia other than (using the parlance of fanfic writers and readers) totally fucking squicked.
I am now preparing the script for Fifty Shades of Grey as a one person live performance adaptation starring myself.
I’m still not sure how Fifty Shades is fanfic aside from both being about emotionally abusive relationships? Like my understanding of fanfic is that characters from the original book make out with everyone.
WHAT IF I READ FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
This is my favorite thing to happen on celebrity twitter in awhile.
AHOY, an excellent interview for you. Soak in the Sarandon vibes.
All the avatars I’ve seen from the Kim Kardashian game look great, keep up the good work everyone.