May 11, 2008
ellebelle: Pretty days. Hey kids, I just remembered, we can talk about Mother’s Day even though some of our moms would be totally creeped out by our tumblrs. Happy Mother’s Day to those moms who help their children explore their imaginations, whether it be with the outdoors, creative wardrobes, or elmo dolls. And take them to opening day for the new Batman movie (WHOA).

ellebelle:

Pretty days.
Hey kids, I just remembered, we can talk about Mother’s Day even though some of our moms would be totally creeped out by our tumblrs. Happy Mother’s Day to those moms who help their children explore their imaginations, whether it be with the outdoors, creative wardrobes, or elmo dolls. And take them to opening day for the new Batman movie (WHOA).
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madeupmemories:

Best sketch of last night’s SNL with Shia LeBoeueaf.
Truth. I just saw the sketch of the 6 year old at Benihana, and it’s also really good. I’M JOKING! Seriously, this is a classic, right? I love when a celebrity comes in and owns the hell out of a sketch.
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my mom doesn't read my tumblr

and good god, why would she? She’d get a steady stream of boob jokes and videogames, and that’s just the first page. And Jakob Lodwick fake-sleeping? Forget about it.

So I’m home for some dinner time fun and the Mets game. High comedy = Oliver Perez stealing a base. The only thing that makes me giddier is when El Duque does it. I wish Ollie was wearing his goofy pitcher’s jacket.

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meghanasha: WORST GIFT FOR MOTHER’S DAY: A TEN DOLLAR FRENCH FRY HOLDER My mother loves her french fry holder! She wishes there was one that fits the Checkers fries a little better.

meghanasha:

WORST GIFT FOR MOTHER’S DAY: A TEN DOLLAR FRENCH FRY HOLDER
My mother loves her french fry holder! She wishes there was one that fits the Checkers fries a little better.
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marco:

Half life: Full Life Consequences

Hilarious. This SA Forums member made a video depiction of this tremendously awful HL2 fan-fiction.

Don’t miss the sequel, too.

Not only do I love this, I will take this opportunity to recommend The Orange Box to all XBox 360 owners. Awesome game.
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something ain't right.

Tuesday, after volleyball, I went out and had beer.

Wednesday, after kickball, I went out and had beer.

Thursday, after kickball, I went out and had beer.

Friday, I stayed in to play Mario Kart because I had too much beer, was called a sissy.

Saturday, I had beer with dinner, beer after dinner, and beer after after dinner.

I think I will call it a day now. 

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sarazucker: pass the gravy.  gahhhhhhhhhhh….

sarazucker:

pass the gravy.

 gahhhhhhhhhhh….

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May 10, 2008

chatting with tumblrs is fun, as it turns out

  • me: good choice
  • i was supposed to see forgetting sarah marshall, but my roommate fell asleep
  • Kia: and demolishing some Chinese food
  • i like knocked up better
  • and the feminazi in me is starting to get sick of Apatow
  • but, whatever
  • me: you have your tina fey and baby mama
  • Kia: i havent seen it yet
  • me: guys are so marginalized in baby mama
  • they dont even appear in the poster
  • Kia: i'm sure you're upset by that
  • me: furious
  • the women's movement has finally gone too far
  • boutofcontext: being huge helped settle arguments about top/bottom in college with bunks, and women.
  • me: zing!
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chainchewinggum: Kinda like the set-up of this Brooklyn apartment, with a desk hidden underneath the bed… though I think the shelves need something more to them. And I could never do the adult-bunk-bed. I’d end up killing somebody.  ; )  Like… me?  I tried putting my desk under the bed during freshman year in college, and all it got me was a bruise on my ass.  I slept on the floor that night, and my roommate decided that I was too complicated.

chainchewinggum:

Kinda like the set-up of this Brooklyn apartment, with a desk hidden underneath the bed… though I think the shelves need something more to them. And I could never do the adult-bunk-bed. I’d end up killing somebody.  ; )

 Like… me?  I tried putting my desk under the bed during freshman year in college, and all it got me was a bruise on my ass.  I slept on the floor that night, and my roommate decided that I was too complicated.

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Mets Nation - small, but carries big stick.
Mets Nation - small, but carries big stick.
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