and good god, why would she? She’d get a steady stream of boob jokes and videogames, and that’s just the first page. And Jakob Lodwick fake-sleeping? Forget about it.
So I’m home for some dinner time fun and the Mets game. High comedy = Oliver Perez stealing a base. The only thing that makes me giddier is when El Duque does it. I wish Ollie was wearing his goofy pitcher’s jacket.
6 hours ago
Tuesday, after volleyball, I went out and had beer.
Wednesday, after kickball, I went out and had beer.
Thursday, after kickball, I went out and had beer.
Friday, I stayed in to play Mario Kart because I had too much beer, was called a sissy.
Saturday, I had beer with dinner, beer after dinner, and beer after after dinner.
I think I will call it a day now.
18 hours ago