HOT DAMN, I WISH I COULD BOTTLE THIS...
I hit the guac jackpot, friends. This is good.
Nov 22nd
jimrock:
This is what I ate for lunch. It is called the...
Nov 22nd
happycap:
Craig Robinson & The Nasty Delicious
Comix,...
Nov 22nd
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whydoihaveablog:
JGL’s monologue/dance from last night’s episode of SNL, in case you missed it or...
Nov 22nd
When the writers said “Okay, we need someone to play...
Nov 22nd
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playerspulse:
gamefreaksnz:
Super Mario Castle Theme Death Metal!
\m/
This is actually pretty...
Nov 22nd
It’s tough to see, but the plain pizza is called...
Nov 22nd
Kay isn’t the only one with T-Rex arms. This is a...
Nov 21st
Harry Truman’s face is on a hockey jersey.
Nov 21st
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sade:
OMG a Tumblr was on Jimmy Fallon last night!
Could he get a little cuter? Impossible.
The...
Nov 21st
lauraenoughalready:
yea, im onboard with this
!!!
Nov 21st
Our government failed us.
jayparkinsonmd: Imagine how happy you must feel if you’re an insurance executive watching premiums...
Nov 20th
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When you are in a bad mood, just watch this video on repeat.
Nov 20th
This month’s GQ has some pretty rad photos. I’m...
Nov 20th
Addendum
stryker: Having spent the last week playing socialite with Nick Douglas, I can confirm that New...
Nov 20th
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Angry Crowd Boos Palin After Her Signing Hand Falls Off and She Leaves Book Signing
Hey guys,...
Nov 20th
Larry King, making my day every day.
Nov 20th
GQ PARTY HOMIES
Nov 20th
Urban elitist comments make me smile
absurdlakefront: I love this comment found on Gawker’s story about Fox News being obsessed with...
Nov 20th
This was the look on my face when I was reading an article...
Nov 20th
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Two of the funniest hockey videos this year come within the same week: first, the guy who jumped...
Nov 20th
HOT DAMN ITS LORD TARIQ AND PETER GUNZ
Nov 20th
“I’ve done a little research on the matter, and when I...”
— John Hodgman. This is also my...
— John Hodgman. This is also my...
Nov 20th
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Reel Big Fish - Sell Out
Nov 20th
So I think I’ve decided on a trip that makes no sense,...
Nov 20th
SEXIEST MANN ALIVE
Nov 20th
I AM EATING YOU FURIOUSLY RIGHT NOW
Nov 20th
Senate Republican Whip Jon Kyl Is Afraid of...
Nov 20th
Yes, it's true.
I am a participant in the upcoming MTV series “Jersey Shore”. My spray tan is real.
Nov 20th
http://steakhouseorgaybar.com/
Nov 20th
dhk:
bad taxidermy has a new url?
apsies:
Take The...
Nov 20th
EVERYTHING IS OKAY AGAIN
Nov 20th
Clint Eastwood hates you.
Nov 20th
Abortions for some, miniature American...
Barack Obama dithers on everything. Too many lofty promises that he can’t fulfill, and he...
Nov 20th
“Nor does Obama appear to have a lot of intent at...”
— 20 Yrs from Now, You Will Lie...
— 20 Yrs from Now, You Will Lie...
Nov 19th
George Carlin's daughter talks about his last...
Nov 19th
Ric Flair fights Hulk Hogan at press...
Nov 19th
At the Houston SPCA’s kitten kindergarten class,...
Nov 19th
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Brooklyn Brewery has an amazing beer and nobody is talking about it, and I’m wearing a $4500...
Nov 19th
Cold season means time for Brooklyn Black Chocolate Stout. ...
Nov 19th
laurenlemon:
317/365
I realize I need to just force...
Nov 19th
Cat Declawing Banned in Beverly Hills
Nov 19th
linusinhats:
Slice before. LOAF NOW.
I DIE.
Nov 19th
Okay, now I'm confused.
The video is REALLY cute. Heart-into-jello cute.
Nov 19th
Esquire - How Jay Parkinson Wants to Reform...
Nov 19th
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REEEEJECTED
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
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Proposing on the internet is the new proposing at sports events.
Nov 18th
gpoyw
Nov 18th
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napoleonsbattleplan:
This is the greatest goal celebration that I ever did see.
(via Puck...
Nov 18th
5 FOOT 7 (and a half), WEIGHING IN AT...
What state is Parts Unknown located in? Is it a foreign city? Can I get a word from the Census on...
Nov 18th
“It has been sad to watch shrieking liberals killing the pig...”
— Daily Howler: Your nation may...
— Daily Howler: Your nation may...
Nov 18th
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You do not know what is going on in this movie starring Manny Pacquiao. Good news: neither do I!
Nov 18th
WE HAVE WANG
I don’t particularly care about the Levi...
Nov 18th
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Not to be confused with the Flair Flop, here’s a collection of Flair Flips.
The guy was high...
Nov 18th
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The Flair Flop, set to symphony music
Nov 18th
Tina Fey looks at the display at the Barneys New York...
Nov 18th
In which the author, instead of throwing his...
Nov 18th
streeter:
Amir and I with Caitlin Upton at Jimmy Kimmel....
Nov 18th
reimer:
Where’s my kitten porn, Internet? I haven’t seen a good cat video or...
Nov 18th
Watch
I have to warn everyone, I’m on a retro wrestling kick, and I just unlocked a goldmine that is...
Nov 18th
topherchris:
fatmanatee posted a Detroit Tigers logo that...
Nov 18th
Let’s talk about how surprised this tiger is, because...
Nov 18th
Readers of the Huffington Post care about the important...
Nov 18th
ianbroyles:
hold still, andrea. i’m going to throw this...
Nov 18th
I'm incredibly angry and hurt and just...
clapifyoulikeme: I don’t begrudge them their happiness, not a bit. I don’t want to make them feel...
Nov 18th
stryker:
brb, dying
My life is changed.
Nov 17th
This is a Canadian Tuxedo. Not to be confused with the Web...
Nov 17th
Can I get this twitter avatar blown up to poster size? I...
Nov 17th
Simmons alluded to this in an interview with AVclub (with...
Nov 17th
Adventures in great names: Guido Contini (Daniel...
Nov 17th
The key to change is a good alternative.
Thinking about this with regard to a certain media celebrity saying something odd about eating meat,...
Nov 17th
The Reading List
I started excluding Time Magazine from this collection of links because they had this bizarre thing...
Nov 17th
I am ready for dudebro to replace douchebag in the lexicon....
Nov 17th
tesslynch:
some of my favorite tumblr personal essays (an...
Nov 17th
YES
Nov 17th
I don't know how legit comedians are...
A couple of weekends ago, I ventured to Gotham City Improv (a sister site of the Groundlings, and...
Nov 17th
duplo:
Stop! Alpaca time!
This is the most smug alpaca...
Nov 17th
“Also, have I mentioned that I am not good in bed? I...
Nov 17th
This was the look on my face when you quoted Entourage.
Nov 16th
Vicky gave me a bottle of kiwi habanero sauce, so she is now...
Nov 16th
Nov 16th
From now on, whenever I get into arguments, I’m ending...
Nov 16th
Nov 16th
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The most adorable own goal you’ll ever see. (via deadspin)
Nov 16th
Reminder for conservatives who are suddenly petulant about...
Nov 16th
oooh
Nov 16th
HAY GUESS WHO GOT HIT BY A TRUCK NAMED CAPTAIN MORGAN LAST...
Nov 15th
“I’m not a tigress like Angelina.”
— Megan Fox, who is also not an...
— Megan Fox, who is also not an...
Nov 14th
#uknowurahoeif you look like this gardening tool.
Nov 14th
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natashavc:
We must all march into the ocean and reclaim otters as our rightful pets.
LOOK AT...
Nov 14th
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Billy Joel - New York State of Mind
O.G.
Nov 14th
Nov 14th
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timetoevolve:
(Giving him the) BUSINESS!
(for Vicky & fatmanatee)
Of course this happened...
Nov 14th
This doesn’t make any sense. My twitter was meant for...
Nov 14th
HURRR
Nov 14th
natashavc:
The first time I met Jack Spencer was at a...
Nov 14th
Did somebody say there are sane cat ladies? That...
Nov 13th
SURVEY TIME
So I’m bringing a girl back to the hotel...
Nov 13th
oh baby
Nov 13th
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Funny Women: Garfunkel and Oates
Nov 13th
Big boobs = more intelligent
FALSE.
Nov 13th
Yip's is a fantastic lunch meal if you...
Just sayin.
Nov 13th
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Yips, Sesame Street
Nov 13th
Yip’s, NYC
Nov 13th
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Have a great winter, I’m gonna go hump a fridge.
(related)
Nov 13th
Bookswap Item for Discussion:
meaghano: What book would you do a line of coke off of?* *not that you would ever do that. This...
Nov 13th
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Nov 13th
Donte Stallworth is apparently getting stircrazy during his...
Nov 13th
CONFIDENCE BEAR SAYS WHO CARES, MAKE IT YOURS
Nov 13th
I would like to subscribe to this newsletter.
Nov 13th
Happy 40th. -_-
Nov 13th
The Reading List: Special Weekender...
Is weekender even a word, or did NY Times just make it up? Moe Tkacik on Malcolm Gladwell Natasha...
Nov 13th
“talk about being in a bubble!”
— This is actually the most...
— This is actually the most...
Nov 12th
Let’s continue the game that Nikki started awhile...
Nov 12th
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/faceplain/
Nov 12th
He also just challenged UFC fighters to a charity match and...
Nov 12th
faceplain umlaut
Nov 12th
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Ricky Gervais on Letterman
I’m posting this without any knowledge of what they’re going...
Nov 12th
I’ve decided to rent a car or something and go to...
Nov 12th
I didn’t purchase this thing so it could be an...
Nov 12th
“Let’s be honest. The goal isn’t to see whether I can pass...”
— Rahm Emanuel on healthcare...
— Rahm Emanuel on healthcare...
Nov 12th
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Every video from him that I’ve seen is the same theme. I’m waiting for the aneurysm.
Nov 12th
bestoflife:
First World War. The feline mascot of the...
Nov 12th
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To commemorate Veterans Day…
MORE LIKE TO COMMEMORATE EVERY DAY, AMIRITE?!?!? I love boxers,...
Nov 12th
gpoyw
Nov 12th
If I see another "Black People on..."...
kiamatthews: Yes, there tends to be a cultural difference in how certain groups use the internet....
Nov 11th
“Yeah what the fuck! Remember when everyone cared about the...”
— Choire Sicha Wait, what? Oh,...
— Choire Sicha Wait, what? Oh,...
Nov 11th
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Jay Smooth raps (old vid)
Jay has made the pantheon of men who look cool with cats.
Nov 11th
Even though one guy set the standard for trap hockey in the...
Nov 11th
Dad’s reaction to his son getting a TV deal?
Nov 11th
Nov 11th
BOOM.
I was really pissed about this, and the guy is lucky...
Nov 11th
Intolerable Noises
(previously)
Nov 11th
MISS YOU.
Nov 11th
“This framing of the issue is almost 100% wrong. There is...”
— On Fort Hood and Political...
— On Fort Hood and Political...
Nov 10th
Louis CK on Harry Whittington
This is the guy who got shot...
Nov 10th
The Reading List
The New Yorker on why feminism is still so divisive NY Magazine on NBC Newsweek’s Decade in...
Nov 10th
WHAT THE HELL WHERE ARE THESE THINGS
Nov 10th
Support Rape & Sexual Abuse Survivors
Nov 10th
Jay Feely is getting a little manic with the twitter...
Nov 10th
ianbroyles:
lauren on her roof
Holy crap this is good.
Nov 10th
Watch
Probot - Shake Your Blood
Nov 9th
The Many Musical Faces of Dave Grohl
Scream
Nirvana
...
Nov 9th
Patrick Ivison, 15, and Ricochet, a golden retriever surfing...
Nov 9th
There’s a plastic surgery makeover site that I...
Nov 9th
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Nic Cage is nuttery.
HOW’D IT GET BURNED
Nov 9th
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joyengel:
Rep Barbara Lee, you’re singing my song:
I remember the days of back alley abortions,...
Nov 9th
Who is this “we”?
Nov 8th
littlepotato:
from mills’ birthday.
i strongly believe...
Nov 8th
(via stryker)
Nov 8th
“And we’re watching it and it’s like oh...
Nov 8th
whaddup silver lining?
sparkleneelysparkle: i am renaming my tomato sauce “stupak is a stupid head spaghetti sauce” in...
Nov 8th
EIGHT HUNDRED CALORIES?!?!?!? GOOD GRAVY. BUTTER IS THE...
Nov 8th
HURRRR
Nov 8th
linusinhats:
Linus’ manifesto includes a plan for everyone...
Nov 8th
Happycap and I were talking up holiday parties, and it...
Nov 7th
Mr. Chaney encouraged me to get XBox Live service and also...
Nov 7th
Sen. Al Franken, D-Minn., introduced the...
Nov 7th
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Sure, the Berlin Wall came down 20 years ago, but in reality, the true celebration of freedom that...
Nov 7th
The Challenge
Nov 7th
Adventures in google image search: brotastic.
I miss...
Nov 7th
#rihannasforehead is hot like the rest of rihanna is....
Nov 7th
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atencio:
Guess Who
When two evil rich industrialists are bored, they play a game. The most...
Nov 7th
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bigjon:
Weezer feat. Sara Bareilles
I Want You To (acoustic)
I’m torn by my love of the...
Nov 7th
This is the guy who busts my ass in the gym. He’s...
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
dontsprainyourvagina:
I finally received my official...
Nov 7th
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ESPN feature on mutton bustin.
I can’t get enough of this.
Nov 6th
Puff Daddy challenged us kids to break out from the...
Nov 6th
There’s obviously so much to like about Maru, but the...
Nov 6th
“I never enjoyed music.” - Daryl Hall.
I...
Nov 6th
After the kickball game on Tuesday, we usually go to a bar...
Nov 6th
HUUURRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRBUUURRRRRBURBBBURRRRBRRRRRR
Nov 6th
Nov 6th
Although this is technically a faceplain, it is also a...
Nov 6th
This mating ritual might work.
Shoving your boner at...
Nov 6th
ESPN article on Russian billionaires and...
Nov 6th
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Bill Burr talks about the Yankees World Series win on Opie and Anthony.
Nov 6th
delgrosso:
“Jesus H. Christ, Private Kowalski. Are you...
Nov 6th
BLENDING WITH CHEF FAT: SMOOTHIES
I’ve started to replace some of my dinners with smoothies, and I think I got it down pat now. ...
Nov 6th
McSweeneys Actuarial Tables
Nov 5th
Black panther cub.
BLACK TACO
Nov 5th
Adventures in Great Names: Victory Birdseye
Nov 5th
This is my reaction to looking into pumpkins too.
Nov 5th
“Whenever I walk, people try to hand me out fliers,...
Nov 5th
Today could have been worse. I could have fallen down the...
Nov 5th
Sade is ridiculously good at drawing whatever the heck you...
Nov 5th
Nevermind, it took me two minutes after posting that to get...
Nov 5th
Two people argue their differences regarding same-sex...
Nov 5th
ragbag:
laufmaschine
the sissy in the bellhop uniform in...
Nov 5th
Gruber’s truck?
(via)
Nov 4th
gpoyw
Nov 4th
AWESOME
Nov 4th
Purell: saves you from swine flu and bat attacks.
Nov 4th
I thought maltyface was going to be a lamb chop for...
Nov 4th
HOT DAMN LOOK AT THIS ISLANDER WRITING AN ARTICLE ABOUT...
Nov 4th
Maine voters repeal gay-marriage law
Nov 4th
Be sure to stick around for the postgame...
pterodactyls: Don’t you ever wish you had a team of Olympic-style commentators following your...
Nov 4th
I have seen the light.
Nov 4th
WHAT WE LEARNED ABOUT NY DISTRICT 23:
SUNY towns Potsdam,...
Nov 3rd
fish sticks.
Nov 3rd
Try to piece this together:
Steve ‘Dynamite’...
Nov 3rd
An excellent collection of bizarre hockey team names.
Nov 3rd
So this is what it comes down to: tumblr is blocked. Gmail...
Nov 3rd
FAMOUS BOWL YAY FAMOUS BOWL EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(via)
Nov 3rd
A note on the Newsweek anti-abortion...
It’s kinda useless, honestly. Basically, they’re changing their brand to...
Nov 3rd
The Reading List
NY Magazine on Nancy Pelosi NY Magazine on HIV patients and aging NY Magazine on the Park Slope...
Nov 3rd
VOTE.
Nov 3rd
YA-EEE ICKY THUMP WHO’DA THUNK SITTIN DRUNK ON A WAGON...
Nov 3rd
I’ll be over here.
Nov 3rd
Tess Lynch is a much much much better...
She’s also prettier and skinnier.
Nov 3rd
Gawker: We can't get behind anyone else, but...
Nov 2nd
A US Marine dog handler from Fox Company 2nd Battalion 3rd...
Nov 2nd
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Best non-Halloween thing of the weekend: Habs fans start the “Na na na na hey hey hey”...
Nov 2nd
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NY Comedy Festival YAY
Mike Birbiglia will be there. Here’s a bit about his performance at a...
Nov 2nd
So I decided to buy a style guide. Details, to be exact....
Nov 2nd
This award really exists, and I now have a life goal.
Nov 2nd
PAH PAH PAH POKER FACE PAH PAH POKER FACE
Nov 2nd
CNN Bumps Story About Ten Missing Black Women...
Nov 2nd
This is the best selling stand-up comedy DVD from a woman at...
Nov 2nd
natashavc:
sexartandpolitics:
Netflix has some...
Nov 2nd
I’ve decided to spend November not by growing facial...
Nov 2nd
Lonely Toad twitters to pass the time.
Nov 2nd
vela:
Big crush on the Mount Rushmore guy.
Is it just...
Nov 1st
$50 glasses means I can get 8 pairs instead of the usual one...
Nov 1st
CUT THAT MULLET
(or remove the wig)
Nov 1st
natashavc:
First Daniel Plainview or Bear Jew who comes to...
Nov 1st