February 2012
Every night...
I pass this apartment with two feral cats, usually snuggling, so I stop by to make kissyfaces at them and embarrass myself in public.
Comically Variant.: Dear everyone remotely... →
anedumacation:
Now would be a great time to resign in protest.
What they just did, which was, let me remind you, posting screencaps of a woman’s rape that was uploaded to youtube, that goes so far beyond the pale of human decency….
I cannot believe they thought this was okay simply…
Oh, gawker again? Woof.
I need to take a sink shower after that.
Thanks, NY Post.
MVP of Fette Sau dinner:
ALL OF THE BEEF
I treated myself today.
And bought a nice pillow.
This is a post.
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“I dont watch this show all the time but I did happen to see this episode. I...”
– Nudawn (click for more)
I agree. I’m not sure how much that Boner Party ideal exists anymore (isn’t Boner Party gone?), and I can’t keep track of that stuff, but at least in my corner of the internet, most of the anger lately has been directed towards Zooey herself instead of the...
That's me...over there... →
nerdshares:
Hey, guys, one of the benefits of funemployment is that you get to do cool things like guest-post at The Awl for a week, which is what I’m doing right now. I’ll be writing some shorter (and maybe some longer) bits for them throughout the week. Stay tuned, etc.
!!!
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Watchgotemcoach:
MUST WATCH: Kobe and Ricky Rubio talk trash
After the Lakers win over the Minnesota Timberwolves recently, Spaniards and friends Pau Gasol and Ricky Rubio caught up with each other behind the scenes. Enter Kobe Bryant, who couldn’t stop swearing if his 5 titles were on the line.
The topic of conversation? The Olympics in London.
Kobe (to Rubio and Gasol): “You talking about...
walkwhilereading asked: Your Islanders are not very good, at what point of the season do you start cheering for my Canucks?
CATBAWSE: a) Hi, my name is catbus and I live in a... →
catbawse:
a) Hi, my name is catbus and I live in a world where a week or so ago some guys (who have historically been pretty close buds with those dudes who shoot doctors) posted a bunch of home addresses of doctors on the internet
b) Let’s not fall down the ‘well we’re ALL jerks on both sides!’…
Yes.
gråtrunka
thewordunheard:
erikonymous:
Just for future reference, this is the actual Swedish word for the act of crying while masturbating.
SEEKING VERIFICATION BY SWEDES.
I don’t care if its true or not, “is there a Swedish word for this?” is my new favorite party game.
“I have no appreciation for it at all. It was a layup, I think. He threw the...”
– Kevin Durant on Blake Griffin
Gatorade and kung pao in a box.
Dinner.
Oh god
barthel:
Every time Jon Stewart does a serious interview now it’s like when you’re at a low-key party and the dude with the scraggle beard starts talking about vaccines and corn syrup. WE GET IT, YOU THINK YOUR OPINIONS ARE IMPORTANT, BUT THE REST OF US JUST WANT TO HAVE A BEER AND TALK ABOUT THE KARDASHIANS FOR A FEW HOURS BEFORE LEAVING AT 10:30 TO GET TACOS.
January 2012
I thought The Corrections was gonna be some John...
I was wrong.
THE HISTORY OF FRITOS, BY SMITHSONIAN MAGAZINE →
WAVING HANDS FURIOUSLY
“To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before...”
– Huff Po (via rachelfershleiser)
This is the most beautiful thing. Can we send her flowers?
(via jaimealyse)
!!!
“Nobody wants to pay money to see fat, old men chasing ghosts.”
– Bill Murray
Don’t chase the ghost, Matthew Broderick!
“This gif wall is nice but I really just want to see the raw video.”
– Some old fart (me)
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A lot of these teenagers in Friday Night Lights...
I’m not sure if that seems unrealistic because I always stuck around in awkward situations about ten minutes too long.
