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whaddup silver lining?
sparkleneelysparkle: i am renaming my tomato sauce “stupak is a stupid head spaghetti sauce” in...
Nov 8th
EIGHT HUNDRED CALORIES?!?!?!? GOOD GRAVY. BUTTER IS THE...
Nov 8th
HURRRR
Nov 8th
linusinhats: Linus’ manifesto includes a plan for everyone...
Nov 8th
Happycap and I were talking up holiday parties, and it...
Nov 7th
Mr. Chaney encouraged me to get XBox Live service and also...
Nov 7th
Sen. Al Franken, D-Minn., introduced the...
Nov 7th
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Sure, the Berlin Wall came down 20 years ago, but in reality, the true celebration of freedom that...
Nov 7th
The Challenge
Nov 7th
Adventures in google image search: brotastic. I miss...
Nov 7th
#rihannasforehead is hot like the rest of rihanna is....
Nov 7th
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atencio: Guess Who When two evil rich industrialists are bored, they play a game. The most...
Nov 7th
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bigjon: Weezer feat. Sara Bareilles I Want You To (acoustic) I’m torn by my love of the...
Nov 7th
This is the guy who busts my ass in the gym. He’s...
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
dontsprainyourvagina: I finally received my official...
Nov 7th
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ESPN feature on mutton bustin. I can’t get enough of this.
Nov 6th
Puff Daddy challenged us kids to break out from the...
Nov 6th
There’s obviously so much to like about Maru, but the...
Nov 6th
“I never enjoyed music.” - Daryl Hall. I...
Nov 6th
After the kickball game on Tuesday, we usually go to a bar...
Nov 6th
HUUURRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRBUUURRRRRBURBBBURRRRBRRRRRR
Nov 6th
Nov 6th
Although this is technically a faceplain, it is also a...
Nov 6th
This mating ritual might work. Shoving your boner at...
Nov 6th
ESPN article on Russian billionaires and...
Nov 6th
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Bill Burr talks about the Yankees World Series win on Opie and Anthony.
Nov 6th
delgrosso: “Jesus H. Christ, Private Kowalski. Are you...
Nov 6th
BLENDING WITH CHEF FAT: SMOOTHIES
I’ve started to replace some of my dinners with smoothies, and I think I got it down pat now. ...
Nov 6th
McSweeneys Actuarial Tables
Nov 5th
Black panther cub. BLACK TACO
Nov 5th
Adventures in Great Names: Victory Birdseye
Nov 5th
This is my reaction to looking into pumpkins too.
Nov 5th
“Whenever I walk, people try to hand me out fliers,...
Nov 5th
Today could have been worse. I could have fallen down the...
Nov 5th
Sade is ridiculously good at drawing whatever the heck you...
Nov 5th
Nevermind, it took me two minutes after posting that to get...
Nov 5th
Two people argue their differences regarding same-sex...
Nov 5th
ragbag: laufmaschine the sissy in the bellhop uniform in...
Nov 5th
Gruber’s truck? (via)
Nov 4th
gpoyw
Nov 4th
AWESOME
Nov 4th
Purell: saves you from swine flu and bat attacks.
Nov 4th
I thought maltyface was going to be a lamb chop for...
Nov 4th
HOT DAMN LOOK AT THIS ISLANDER WRITING AN ARTICLE ABOUT...
Nov 4th
Maine voters repeal gay-marriage law
Nov 4th
Be sure to stick around for the postgame...
pterodactyls: Don’t you ever wish you had a team of Olympic-style commentators following your...
Nov 4th
I have seen the light.
Nov 4th
WHAT WE LEARNED ABOUT NY DISTRICT 23: SUNY towns Potsdam,...
Nov 3rd
fish sticks.
Nov 3rd
Try to piece this together: Steve ‘Dynamite’...
Nov 3rd
An excellent collection of bizarre hockey team names.
Nov 3rd
So this is what it comes down to: tumblr is blocked. Gmail...
Nov 3rd
FAMOUS BOWL YAY FAMOUS BOWL EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (via)
Nov 3rd
A note on the Newsweek anti-abortion...
It’s kinda useless, honestly. Basically, they’re changing their brand to...
Nov 3rd
The Reading List
NY Magazine on Nancy Pelosi NY Magazine on HIV patients and aging NY Magazine on the Park Slope...
Nov 3rd
VOTE.
Nov 3rd
YA-EEE ICKY THUMP WHO’DA THUNK SITTIN DRUNK ON A WAGON...
Nov 3rd
I’ll be over here.
Nov 3rd
Tess Lynch is a much much much better...
She’s also prettier and skinnier.
Nov 3rd
Gawker: We can't get behind anyone else, but...
Nov 2nd
A US Marine dog handler from Fox Company 2nd Battalion 3rd...
Nov 2nd
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Best non-Halloween thing of the weekend: Habs fans start the “Na na na na hey hey hey”...
Nov 2nd
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NY Comedy Festival YAY Mike Birbiglia will be there. Here’s a bit about his performance at a...
Nov 2nd
So I decided to buy a style guide. Details, to be exact....
Nov 2nd
This award really exists, and I now have a life goal.
Nov 2nd
PAH PAH PAH POKER FACE PAH PAH POKER FACE
Nov 2nd
CNN Bumps Story About Ten Missing Black Women...
Nov 2nd
This is the best selling stand-up comedy DVD from a woman at...
Nov 2nd
natashavc: sexartandpolitics: Netflix has some...
Nov 2nd
I’ve decided to spend November not by growing facial...
Nov 2nd
Lonely Toad twitters to pass the time.
Nov 2nd
vela: Big crush on the Mount Rushmore guy. Is it just...
Nov 1st
$50 glasses means I can get 8 pairs instead of the usual one...
Nov 1st
CUT THAT MULLET (or remove the wig)
Nov 1st
natashavc: First Daniel Plainview or Bear Jew who comes to...
Nov 1st