2008

But how does this affect newspaper ad sales?

tylerriewer: Ohhhh no. My moustache made the front...

Maybe she was right?

Maybe this is a new fad, sneering at the youngins who just don’t get it.  Remember when we...

These are the things Syd does during family get-togethers. ...

Hospital Bill Charity

Hello everyone, I was recently shown a tumblr that I hadn’t seen before, written by a woman...

An Honest Mistake

OH GROSS, I USED A SONG BY THE BRAVERY AS A POST TITLE…. (okay, I’ll admit the...

Today, free drinks, tomorrow,...

During the oddity that was SXSW, I mentioned how odd it was to see website owners with lots of ...

Peeing at 500 PSI

This is something I’ve never heard of until I got out of college. For lack of a better term,...

karion: Clinging to puppyhood. Oh,the fatmanatee! If my...

Gotta be honest here, I had a crush on this girl back when...

I think we're done here...

Making fun of JA got old awhile ago, with the exception of Topher’s fantastic parody.  Baugher...

Chocolate Roulette

That’s my name for the game office drones like to play when somebody brings in those gift...

yourdp: Gratuitous picture of yourself Wednesday. I am man,...

The long way around to nothing.

him: I am so tired
ElleBelle: What did you do last night? cocktail party?
him: Lot of magic-mouth activity; you know how it is. I should have worn knee-pads
ElleBelle: shut up...
him: Got drunk, which made me think it was a good idea to get high, which made me think it was a good idea to steal a car. I am so exhausted I can barely carry the body to the incinerator
ElleBelle: liar you were reading a book or talking to fatmanatee...dish sucka
him: I just read like a loser!
BoutOfContext [in head]: Did you two just say that talking to fatmanatee was as losery as reading a book? Ouch!
Wait, what? How did I end up involved in this?
Sidenote: I do not disagree with the insinuations. The moment I get IMs is the moment I realize someone's plans fell through!

lizistwentythree: “The Goot is on the loose.” This has...

Baugher's back, baby

nonexciting INSPIRES

Dear Chris, Thanks to you, I decided to make an important lifestyle change.  Rather than play Super...

NonExciting - Live Boringly. Eh.

Death Metal Names

It’s always a great time to come up with new death metal band names.  If any of you have the...

Love

sierracolfer: It seems like when a man is in completely in love, people find it romantic. However,...

Nintendo wants a floating pile of...

The Wii has many accessories which you either get automatically with purchase of certain products or...

tales of tails

Yesterday I spent my first day doing some volunteer work for a cat shelter, and although it seems...

Dippin Dots

The ice cream of the future since 1988!

mrhammers: eww Mr. Hammers, it is mid-July and there have...

I haf dis in mah mouf.  Goh it a the MLB fanfes! Ah put too...

I'd make it an edit, but it's worth its...

I just unfollowed, a minute after the pizza post.  So which was more offensive, that I declared a...

You all will hate me for this, but...

I got a little booklet of Domino’s pizza coupons and ads, and that stuff looks damn good. So...

“Sex is just one giant game of tetris.”
— Kyle Platt (via...

I got this picture at Eden at her mom’s hardcore...

Setting a new standard in laziness!

Today, I received this, from Facebook: Here is a Onion plant for your (Lil) Green Patch. Could you...

As long as people continue mentioning how they can’t believe that the stars of the Hills are ...

My parents think I'm going to be a cat...

I told them that I was seriously thinking about getting a cat last night, and their reaction was ...

zoee: I made these for a few guests I had over, they’re...

A rare dose of seriousness.

I love watching the cloud of flavor explode from my raspberry green tea bag when I pour hot water...

I went to a volleyball game, and a Rod Stewart concert broke...

Damn right, you better correct that...

Via Deadspin, in Newsday… Jason Simonetti is a Mets fan. A story Tuesday said he was a...

Cell phones? I'm still wondering where all...

When fashion people talk about “the Fall collection”, they’re talking about...

“Will his sensibility come off smooth like Velveeta or...”
— Article from Salon about Ricky...

Don't worry Nora, Redstone told me he'd stick...

A time for gross admissions.

I used to watch Real World vs. Road Rules Challenge. Religiously.

IMDB: the supporting cast of Freaks and...

Yes, a full post can be dedicated to this, even in bulleted form.  Some funny stuff…- Cindy is...

faildogs: Dog credit: Keran I look at the staff picks every...

Fun with IMDB.com - Freaks and Geeks

It’s been a long time since I’ve done this, because there hasn’t been all that...

tumblrfail has an avatar now! What, you think you had a...

kathlellen: tumblrfail: katie CORRECTATTRIBUTIONFAIL. I...

I'm not sure how deserved the criticism...

but regardless, watching Carlos Delgado effortlessly destroy a ball 400 feet is still very...

My third tumblr, crazyflorida, has...

And it has GAINED two followers. You guys are funny.  I’ll try to hook you up with more weird...

Speaking of guys having too much sex, ladies, if you wanted an equalizer to the double-standard of a...

I like how of all people, A-Rod’s wife ends up with Lenny Kravitz, and nobody is surprised. ...

Could have been worse, they could have...

I just came across a female cat in an animal shelter named Taco.  This is awful on so many levels,...

I think cole slaw sucks. Here, you have...

Ladies, date this man!

You want to see me in a bikini! You really...

thumbwrestlinginbaltimore: I don’t know this guy (and...

This statement does not apply to me. Or...

“I am a lesbian, and I am confident about my appearance and happy with my body.” Editor’s...

zoee: Yesterday’s doodles. The quote is from The Perks of...

The new resealable packaging for Oreos and Fig Newtons:...

karion: Jesus, Randy, that is an amazing shot. Wow. (via...

Lily bites her tongue in the most adorable way, but...

I went to the grocery store and got...

I have no picnic plans.  No BBQ plans either. I just needed a fix, and it was $3.99 at the local...

Hello friends! Do you have a problem with douchebags?  Well,...

stumblng: the Stumblng Tumblr fancies himself quite a...

Hey Anna Marie, Your face is showing up in eBay.  Is this creepy for you?  Because I’m not...

thoughts from an itunes playlist, part...

I’d post some of these songs here, honestly, but most are imported CDs into itunes format. ...

jennyalison: randyhaddock: Winnie Cooper is coming to the...

tumblr meetup cancelled due to lack of...

Time to head to craigslist personals!

The Internet Hammer and the everything Nail -...

Hm, didn't expect to see this...

marfamonstar: mallisser: Bailey does not like fireworks. ...

I had the bizarre, yet enjoyable occurrence of having a...

So... my brother got engaged.

He is 23. I understand that I’m toeing a line with some of the tumblrs that have already...

bmroberts: Joey Chestnut: True American Hero Said Chestnut,...

Kitty condos!

Screw July 4th, let's party on July...

nycmeetups: I know some tumblrs around here haven’t disappeared to some beach this weekend. Jay is...

MY MIND IS BLOWN. This hack makes the NES cartridge happy,...

Sweet Caroline

I’ve had a few occasions in bars where Sweet Caroline comes on, and some random table with all...

I’m Carlton Banks 2.0!

Sets in Hoboken, so hot right now.

Last night, I believe a first may have happened.  Jay joined me on the volleyball team I recently...

These are my trophies from my sports ventures as a kid.  My...

Schweaty Balls

It became apparent last night that I am exactly who I feared on the athletic field many years ago, ...

malty: Kevin makes my gchat away face. >.< She does...

And now, I will get my SARS mask.

I’ve noticed that three NYC tumblrs may have contracted Mono within the last week.  What the ...

Look at the monkeys!

hi!  i brought something back with me. (yes, i know, i need...

“…Internet activism is individualistic. It’s great for a...”
— Thought-provoking piece by...

tumblrfail: Picture taken by Alice on her travels. Seriously...

I rarely post personal items from work, mostly because I’d end up turning my tumblr into a...

Is there ever a good time for Careless...

I was just thinking of two random events at college, the second of which has relevance to the...

The door-close rain dance

marco: The vast majority of the time, the door-close button on elevators doesn’t do anything. This...

kaitziskin: iminlikewithyou: In 1988, I learned that I didn’t have to read books to ace tests. So...

I am not satisfied with my current tumblr clique.  If you would like to have me in your tumblr...

I fail at the quick wit.

Me: Do you like Sigur Ros?
Amy: No.
Me: Oh okay, that's cool.
...
Me, by myself, in my car, two hours later: Sigur Ros? More like Sigor Gross!

zoee: Picture from my weekend in Hunter. I am unaware of...

Malone inks seven year deal with Lightning

on fatmanatee's dorkiness

me: kevin is like our own version of Carlton
sara zucker: i wanna see him dance in a sweater vest
me: i'm blogging this
You hear that, ladies? That's what you're missing out on.

Jorts - Definition

bunkercomplex: A Jort (or Jorts, plural),a portmanteau of “jean-shorts”, is a garment worn by...

(via itsbedtime) this picture pretty much rocks.

europeans dont like having babies so much

Andy Kaufman: worst lipdub EVER.

Weekend Update

In appropriate fashion, I will begin this by mentioning that the first SNL with George Carlin is...

Ramon Castro just supermanned that ho.

Never has a song been used so awkwardly than for that home run celebration. No, wait, the winner is...

Why would McCain's jailer vote for him?

Dude, he kicked McCain’s ass for five years, and McCain is still truckin.  Zombie McCain,...

about that no-face cat

If it’s not embarrassing enough that I used to rock out to Mega Man music, I thought of this...

What is wrong with you people?

It’s not like I demand reblogs, but that Hamster Fight video was awesome.  IT’S HAMSTERS...

tylerriewer: Look what I found — my old movie posters!Back...

No thank you Mr. O’Neal, I am not interested in knowing how your ass tastes.  Please pass ...

Green Shells and Ham

Those who know me well know that I am a Mario Kart fiend. It was paired with Goldeneye as the...

Best soundtrack in a video about hamsters.

This movie takes place in a strip mall on the...

actually, thinking about Tumblr feuds...

jessicagoldharalson: MTV should do a Real World:...

www.icanhaswar.com

sunshinemakesmehigh: Reliving my childhood in Nantucket. She...

Armpit Nipples

Ladies of the world, listen. You have boobs. They might be small in the three dimensional plane,...

my own tumblrfail.

So it’s been a month or so since I started this.  Yeah, I know, kinda embarrassing.  Yet one...

We are renewing our vows.

Our relationship was getting rocky for awhile. I was bored of the same-old same-old, to the point...

bunnynico: people can’t even rally behind a fellow Tumblr...

Anyone up for some Mario Kart tonight?

(via buttonmashing) This is my tumblrgroup for all of your videogaming network needs.  We’ve...

Attention: young women filming a youtube...

Last night I went to a nice restaurant on a date. I’m not typically the person who prefers...

(via soupsoup) I was tempted to turn this into a tumblrfail...

Sometimes I wish I didn't know either.

happycap: who is jakob lodwick?
me: you are awesome
tumblr post of the day
happycap: which post?
me: the one im about to put up

WHITE WHINE

I understand if people don’t like me because I like me or if people think tight clothes look...

When do you gain the right to tell...

Seriously, how embarrassing is that? Well, it’s going to happen with my volleyball...

When you know you're in for a...

I have to be honest, I haven’t had many issues with the bottle. Not many hangovers. I ...

sabine: What would you call the Mullet/Monk haircut being...

During happier times. I’m such an idiot.

Fun times at college. This is how I used to roll, freshman...

foodinmouth: donut with bacon. it has maple frosting. SO...

I could be wrong, but it appears to be George Carlin Day on the Radar (not that I’m...

“She’s the type of girl who would let you cut the...”
— Bill Haverchuck, master of...

Carlin's humor doesn't end after his...

Today I read some posts about his death on a newsday.com message board.  Many are saying things...

It is much harder to unfollow some people in real life.

what i do at work when i can't tumbl.

I ring up flickr and enter the word “kitten” into the search field. Goodbye 1 hour!

suitep: karion: They belong to both of us, but they live...

Talib Kweli at Natural History Museum

nycmeetups: WHEN: Friday, June 27, 9 pm WHERE: see above! Talib Kweli is performing a show at the...

I am rooting for rain today.

Why, you say?  Because I’m heading into the city today, and I am hungering for a Shake Shack...