Just had a convo with a hockey twitter guy about hockey players on tinder, and USUALLY they want you to know right up front that they’re hockey players in their photos/bio, but this doofus Dougie Hamilton is just doing the absolute most boring thing with his tinder profile and I can’t get over it, he looks like he’s going to his first college formal in his first pic. If you play pro hockey on any level, you have to put a pic of it on tinder, it’s a rule.
And god Dougie, you don’t need to use bad cell phone photos for this. I’m here to help.
Btw, the luigi death stare is pretty humiliating. You think you’re hot shit in first place and then you get a boring ass coin item, get slammed by a red shell, and a second after the shock wears off you look ahead and there’s some doofus in a green kart leering back at you.
With Mario Kart 8, I feel like an old grizzled vet getting back into the game after years out of the driver’s seat, and we’re at the 80s montage portion of training, endless 150cc laps until I decide I’m ready for the online game again. I’m not putting my name on the line until I master the boomerang.
My boss told me he met the CFO of the company that produces the Kardashian game. The guy was like, "Haha we made a game about kim kardashian. I don't know why it's so popular, really" I JUST WANNA KNOW MORE