January 2010
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Dec 31st
I just farted in the cat's face.
After all the farts she sent my way, it’s about time.
Dec 31st
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“Like the people on this accursed ship, my boy, they [of humanity] are led by...”
– Kilgore Trout, Galapagos
Dec 31st
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“Oh well, he wasn’t going to write Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony anyway.”
– Old military joke, said at soldiers’ funerals, via Kurt Vonnegut’s Galapagos Someone must say this at my funeral.
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For my next birthday, I want a meatloaf cake.
I don’t ask for much.
Dec 31st
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“Imagination is as good as many voyages - and how much cheaper!”
– George William Curtis, quoted by Kurt Vonnegut in Galapagos I have to say, my dreams were pretty rad when I was at home this past weekend, so I slept in extra late to keep the party going.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
The post that nobody cares about...
I’ve been trying to convince BD Gallof (used to write for Hockeybuzz, now has his own gig) that the Isles should trade away Roloson and forget about 2010.  For a short while, Isles fans were optimistic, but right now, we’re in a muck of teams that could land us at the 2nd worst overall team, AND I AM OKAY WITH THIS.  I have this theory that most teams need four years of suck to...
Dec 30th
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Seriously guys, this is what you're missing. Drop...
In lieu of Laura’s post, which I totally understood, yet certain guys took offense to, here’s the story: I’ve gotten over the proverbial story of women going for the dick.  I had my moment of bitterness, it probably would have shown up on a blog five years ago writing some sad missive explaining that I was better than the douche because I could do the stuff a capital-B Boyfriend...
Dec 30th
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The General Manatee sauce is now jelly.
I guess I’ll be making General Manatee toast from here on out. PB and General Tso jelly too.
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Dec 29th
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“I worry that if we use that as a model….if somebody doesn’t believe...”
– Stephen Colbert, on why he can’t focus his satire on Glenn Beck Subsequently, I don’t like the new salon.com for a few reasons, but most notable is their obsession with circus acts like Beck. Their most popular countdown for the year was for crazy people, all manners of tea partiers...
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“You know, if you really want to object to something in this bill, number one, I...”
– Mayor Bloomberg, on health reform Basically, Bloomie just took a dump on all of Congress.
Dec 29th
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The Reading List
AND WE’RE BACK!  Some solid reporting here, and most notable, a profile on John Mackey, CEO of Whole Foods and the guy who got a healthy skewering from liberals for recommending something other than the public option in the healthcare debate.  It was a bad moment, with that half-hearted protest from people who read a blog headline and not his article.  The only thing missing was someone...
Dec 29th
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WatchWatch
whiskeyandgoatsmilk: The Crucial Man on College Humor staring Gabrus and the tired “I just worked till 4 am at the bar and what the hell time is it? oh fuck no time to shower!” Mari. it doesn’t get sexier than that. OH WAIT add a nose hair trimmer! ok now its sexy. Okay, first of all, HI MARI! Also, I really like this because I think this is the direction that advertising is going in.  So...
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