March 2009
“ONIONS!”
– Bill Raftery
“If you just watch Skip Bayless without sound, the experience transforms itself...”
– Will Leitch, in this week’s Teh Humans (okay, it’s Ten Humans) Bayless is the most obvious contrarian blowhard of them all, the personification of every time-wasting troll that ever scoured the internet looking for someone to bait into a ridiculoud debate. And yet, he’s still paid...
One way to determine if you like someone
sharingtime:
You’re at dinner with this person at a restaurant and they leave to go to the bathroom. And they’re gone just long enough so that when they come back, you have the opportunity to take them all in again. And you do.
The Reading List
What’s the phrase… a day late and a dollar short? Does it have anything to do with me being late with this? Oh well…
AVClub interview with Kristin Wiig
AVClub interview with Colin Meloy - He kinda looks like Dwight here, so I’m just gonna call him Mose from now on.
Salon on odd families - It’s a review of two books, but you have to read if it comes with the...
Wedgies are supposed to stop after high school.
It’s in the fine print of the diploma. Once you put on that robe, you lose wedgie privileges. So please, really, I don’t need double-handed wedgies happening to me anymore. I’m going to have nightmares of being stuffed in a filing cabinet at work now.
No, it's not about bacon... let's talk pepperoni.
One of my pizza cohorts this weekend does not like pepperoni, but it’s my favorite. It changes the pizza game! So tasty and juicy, if you take all the pepperoni off of a pizza after it’s cooked, the pizza still retains pepperoni flavor from the juice. I can’t deny you, pepperoni.
OH NO
My brother and his fiance might end up on STFUmarrieds one day. I hope when one of the older folks turns out for advice at the wedding, they say “son, tell her you love her as much as possible, hug her, care for her… but keep that garbage off facebook.”
And now: proof that the world is ending...
Let’s say you believe that global warming is happening. This accounts for basically all of tumblr, so we move forward. You have cloth bags for grocery shopping, a bicycle, and you have a copy of Inconvenient Truth that you won’t part with. But you still feel that something is missing, something more that you can do to help the cause. Your ass pumps out an insane amount of toxic gas...
Am I the only one who says he doesn't have any...
and doesn’t follow it?
No disrespect meant to the curators of the blog, but it’s like the big joke being that nobody has a clue what they’re talking about half the time, but gosh darn it, they’re going to give it a shot anyway.
50 Pictures of Angry Animals in a Bath and last...
Thursday night is alright in my book!
i'm trying to figure out
jgh:
how to call out the Rolling Stone gossip girl cover without coming off as anti-sex or a prude. honestly, i’m conflicted.
I’m not going to lie: the image is hot.
But really, RS, how un-original and lowest-common-denominator it is to exploit your subjects for titillation value alone. You just don’t see men as the stars of those kinds of images and for a reason - most professional men...
The two items are unrelated, I swear.
I just spent five minutes trying to find a good picture of Congressman John Boehner to use with the caption “Boehner Party”. ::ducks tomatoes::
Here is Scott Adams discussing useless work.
Dear Lesbians of New York City,
boutofcontext:
Following Tuesday’s unanimous vote, from now on, if you manage to get married someplace, we’ll not only recognize it here, but will stop making you jump through hoops to recognize both mothers as your children’s parents. You can put both names on birth certificates and everything.
Sincerely,
The Board of Health
PS - Not applicable to gay men. You still have to formally adopt....
Taco Salad
This is the worst offender of trying to make something sound healthy… but it’s a load of taco meat and cheese with a couple of shredded lettuce pieces. If I piled candy, oreos, cookies, and sprinkles on ice cream and dressed it with chocolate sauce, would that be an ice cream salad? No, but that doesn’t stop me from believing it’s a healthy dairy meal. Add some cherries...
jimrock:
caragh:
David Banner - Play
This is a...
Kevin is thinking about changing his blog name to...
Yep.
I blame Dick Wolf for this...
There used to be a clip of Will Arnett playing air guitar to the Law and Order theme on youtube, but it’s gone now, and I’m pretty peeved.
In better news, at least Hulu has TWENTY CLIPS OF PALE FORCE, YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Whatchu know bout me?
They say my lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin
If Tumblr misogynists took over gender studies
jgh:
Fall semester offerings:
Why You Got Raped
Domestic Violence, or that Rihanna must have said something
But what about the MEN???!?!?!??!?!?!?
White Male Oppression Awareness
Bitches are Either Hot or Smart: Pick a Label and Stick to It!
Virgin or Slut: You Can’t Win
Women Are Creepy and Mysterious: Other-izing an Entire Group Of People
“Nice Guys” Deserve Access to Your Vagina...
