May 2009
I'm looking forward to a spinoff of Lost called...
Baby Ben will be 1 year old and somehow be wearing those spectacles anyway.
April 2009
A coworker just brought up abortion (ruh roh), and...
Kang: Abortions for all.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kang: Very well, no abortions for anyone.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kang: Hmm... Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.
Crowd: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
kiamatthews:
Junior M.A.F.I.A. - Player’s...
Why the "Radar" is better now...
Errr… “Popular Stuff”.
Turning it into dashboard view allows for easier reading and quicker likes/reblogs. It also brings the potential to have longer form posts, as the section is no longer restrained to posts in the form of little boxes. I rarely looked at it, but now, maybe I’ll check it out every once in awhile.
If you didn’t like the Radar, don’t like...
FASHIONABLE MANATEE TIP
So you got a nice pair of jeans that fit! And man, do they smell bad after you broke it down in the club. Time to send them to the washer… but if you put them in the dryer, you better be prepared to break that pair back in, because your pants will be lookin snug. Like maybe get cited for indecency in public. That snug.
This sounds obvious, until you forget to do it or you’re in a...
My Top 5 Worst Food Items That Stick in My Teeth...
Corn on the Cob
Broccoli
Peanuts
Raspberry seeds
Pork fat
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“I’m tired of hearing about swine flu! 65 people have it out of like 9...”
– My coworker just let loose after someone else came over, panicking and asking him about it for the 60th time.
YES THOSE ARE CARGO PANTS AND NO I DO NOT OWN THEM...
I said good day!
I am shaking with rage. And not even at the... →
katoleary:
(via khrushchev)
Me, too. Guys especially should click through and read this piece and the comment thread if you want a greater understanding of the type of shit women have to put up with on a daily basis, just for having the audacity to be female in a public space.
It is gross.
“Everything from the signs Andrew tapes to the cinder-block walls (“Thank you for...”
– Andrew WK, I WILL party with you. You have a beautiful face too!
(via NYmag)
Filibuster? I hardly knew her!
BOOM.
Tumblr should have "Secret Likes"
themattsmith:
For when you “like” a post just because there’s a cute girl in it, but don’t want anyone to know about it.
The fap button.
Nobody says "hey, I'm a geek, and here's proof: my...
It’s always about Transformers and videogames. BORING.
“and that made me think of all the insomniatic nights that she stayed up with me...”
– Oh, you didn’t know? The Conficker virus started working its magic today and is apparently using thousands of PCs as home bases for spam dispersal. Coincidentally, everyone at work is complaining about excess spam messages in their inbox.
Yet unlike most e-mails, which tout politics, sex,...
Is it satire if everyone is in on the joke?
Maybe it’s just me, but I appreciate a satire that is quick witted, yet subtle enough to catch a large percentage of its readers off-guard. If I fall for it, it’s credit to the writer for a job well done. In other cases, the satire can be so well-done that it forces governmental action! One day, I hope to fool the royals…
Blogging, as done by John Cage.
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The Reading List
Bah humbug.
NY Magazine on Andrew WK - I would like to party with you this summer. You are my friend, Andrew WK.
Newsweek on Getting Info Without Torture
Andrew Sullivan profile - Via Peter… it’s that guy on Bill Maher’s show!
New York Times on Drugs in Submarines
Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame...
August 2002 - Mike Sweeney
May 2007 - Aaron Hill
April 2009 - Jacoby Ellsbury
Stealing home, all from the Pettitte-Posada battery?
