February 2010
January 2010
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Jay-Z - La La La (Excuse Me Again)
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“Either your customers live in Fuckville, Nowhere—those cities Obama kept...”
– Lauren Bans
The latest in things I have confused…
The Oatmeal and Tom Oatmeal
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“Later I came to realize the curiousness of choosing to be, and feeling, apart...”
– George Carlin, Last Words
!!!
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“It definitely is. I think everybody who’s played those games has done that.”
– Brandon Stokley, on catching a pass for a TD but running across the field and shaving six seconds off the clock before crossing the goal line.
Of course, this is what everyone who knows videogame football does when they have the opportunity, going back to Tecmo. Unfortunately, nobody has tried to...
“I’m finally in twitter trending topics!”
– Chris Matthews, who knows black people
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80 percent of the time, i have no idea what the...
Back in the day, they used to talk about M.A.S.H. and that’s it.
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“The lesson that the Tea Party movement seems to have learned is, in effect, Don...”
– Ben McGrath on the confusion of the tea party
SEE? IT’S SO CONFUSING.
Also worth noting so far:
- Joe the Plumber will be releasing an autobiography with a shadow writer
- A group of libertarians designed a game that pictures a historic midterm defeat and Obama deciding...
“Pacelle is the silky pony of the animal-rights world, a Yale graduate who looks...”
– This is the most comedy line about a Humane Society official in the world.
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The Reading List
Back to the old method! I guess there’s no perfect way to do this, and copying links from delicious wasn’t working the way it should.
So here they are, all the links I collected from online versions of magazines.
NY Magazine on dog identity and urban life (yes, really) - I’ve thought about this issue with regard to both dogs and cats. I get the feeling that the cat belongs in...
Watchdelbertshoopman:
Del and Bear [01]: Ginger Shots
Bear makes me get a PURE ginger shot at a vitamin bar. Stuff burns… burns a lot!
I think Del just beat everyone in the SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS meme.
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asie:
I’m at Lolita cracking jokes w/Lewis Black. No big deal. (No no tumblr it’s fine, keep your Comedy directory)
WHEN I MAKE DIRECTORY RECOMMENDATIONS I DON’T KID AROUND
“That’s the thing about Brett Favre: He’s not afraid to throw...”
– Tom Jackson on Brett Favre
I wasn’t aware of where this #ESPNRulesForAll twitter hashtag came from, but I had a good feeling that it was about Favre doing something dumb and ESPN defending it. It was exactly what I expected!
Remember how Whole Foods CEO John Mackey is crazy?
stephenfalk:
katherinespiers:
He has just announced a new program whereby skinny Whole Foods employees will enjoy bigger discounts at work than their fat colleagues. Nope, not making it up. BMI-based benefits, people. Can we stop shopping there now?
Okay, I was off on Mackey. WAY off. Hand me a dunce cap and I’ll go sit in a corner now.
“Halme’s public life didn’t end there, though. As Jonathan Snowden...”
– The Brief, Curious Life of Ludvig Borga, professional wrestler
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