December 2010
November 2010
I am giving away 100 ipads away this christmas!
My dad is Steve Jobs and he has too many ipads so he told me to give them away. It’s the new iPad with dual cameras, not even available to the public yet! Just follow this blog, reblog this post, and give me a bacon greased handjob and you’ll be entered to win.
I’ll post a picture once I find a picture of 100 iPad boxes on Google image search.
Someone confirmed that the macbook pro thing is fake, right?
Because that image shows up several times on tineye.com for random e-sellers.
The Reading List
Reader beware! We’re entering the string of weeks where, if they aren’t taking a vacation here and there, they’re doing lists and retrospectives. Time is going with a DECADE retrospective this week. Soon enough, they’ll be doing their person of the year, their favorite things of the year, and etc etc. I won’t be linking lists unless they’re really good, so you’re on your own there.
The Daily Beast on an illegal immigrant at Harvard
Forbes interviews Julian Assange
NY Times on Wikileaks and Iran
NY Times on helping the Chinese become big spenders
NY Times on a 91 year old track star
NY Times on bad publicity on the web
New Yorker on Jay-Z’s Decoded and the poetics of hip-hop
NY Magazine on the birth control pill
NY Magazine on monetizing celebrity meltdowns
Time on the guys behind Winamp, DVD decrypting, and other programs that changed entertainment
Slate on who will be the new champion of civil rights now that Russ Feingold is gone
In Between Days
Ben Folds
Ben Folds - In Between Days
My first impression of vyou:
A bunch of tumblrs and Chuck Klosterman.
My uncle just told a dildo joke!
clapping and laughing over here
I guess I'm the only one excited for Thanksgiving with family?
- Hopefully another awkward dick joke at the dinner table from my uncle
- Destroying the gingerbread house to mark the beginning of Christmas season
- SAUSAGE STUFFING
- Maybe replaying the youtube prank videos
- Jets vs. Bengals
- Maybe learning how to use the t-shirt press that they have
- Playing with their puppy
- Copious amounts of alcohol
- SAUSAGE STUFFING
I mean really.
My mom just told me that putting laptops on your lap causes cancer.
IT BEGINS
Nerdshares: Ability to recognize sarcasm: Officially DEAD →
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zombiesmaketheheartgrowfonder:
We’ve joked about it for a long time, my friends, but today it is clear. The ability to recognize sarcasm is officially dead on Jezebel. RIP humor. We hardly knew you.
If it was sarcasm I fail to see the point. Unless the point was to write a…
Gawker has been throwing heavy troll bait lately. Their palin leak was begging for attention, deadspin started doing regular features on duke and the heat for some reason, and then there’s this. It’s not like they’re the only site begging for eyeballs, but they’re quite shameless about it.
