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The appetite for scandal news, both here and in the U.K., is so insatiable that tabloid journalists are forever creating or “discovering” new celebrities whose peccadilloes—especially sexual ones—can be reported. How else to explain the rise of the Kardashians? This appetite has no automatic right to a meal but the healthy market for the “red top” tabs in the U.K. and their U.S. counterparts—Star and Us, TV shows like TMZ, and celebrity columns in every U.S. daily newspaper—confirms how mainstream and widespread the consumption of gossip is. McMullan is right: The demand so demonstrably creates the supply that it requires us to pause long enough to figure out why we so love anything approaching a scandal, even if the exposé doesn’t contribute to the “public interest.”


Who among us will turn down gossip, especially of a sexual nature, about classmates, officemates, causal acquaintances, Hollywood actors, politicians, and all the way up to complete strangers? Bates helps us understand when he quotes C. Edwin Baker: “Gossip is an essential means of communication.” We crave intimate details of others’ lives because they give us a sense of power over them; because the intimate details of others’ lives help us understand our own; because the intimate details of others’ lives give us social currency and social standing. “Scandal news, like literature, illuminates human nature,” Bates writes.

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—Jack Shafer writes about the News of the World scandal.  Editor Paul McMullan made the excuse that what he did was okay because it’s what the public wants.  And that’s weird!  But it’s also true about what the public wants.  Sometimes we want garbage.
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I have some vacation time to burn up so I'm basically taking four day weekends all of December.

Lots of farting around and skiing.

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November 2011

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Learning About Work Ethic From My High School Driving Instructor → theatlantic.com

scottfriday:

Most people have jobs where being a “moral idiot,” as Crocker puts it, won’t kill anyone. Should we really demand that the guy who checks ticket stubs at the movie theater hones his craft? Well, yes. No job is too low to not warrant care, because no job exists in isolation. Carelessness ripples. It adds friction to the working of the world. To phone it in or run out the clock, regardless of how alone and impotent you might feel in your work, is to commit an especially tragic — for being so preventable — brand of public sin.

this article is phenomenal on numerous levels.

Indeed.

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Shut the Hell Up About How Stupid Black Friday Is

thetangential:

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I am not at a store right now. I have not been at a store at any time today, and I do not intend to visit any store today—except maybe for a liquor store. But good grief, people, you need to SHUT THE HELL UP with your snooty comments/tweets/posts about how stupid Black Friday is. Here’s why:

It’s boring. There are millions of people complaining today about how stupid Black Friday is, and anyone who’s listening to/following you has probably correctly guessed how you feel about it. Do you really need to jump on the bandwagon? Is there really that much danger that anyone might think you’ve been eagerly anticipating this day for months?

It’s classist. With planning, it’s possible to easily save hundreds of dollars via Black Friday specials. For a lot of families, that’s a lot of money. Of course there are many people who shop on Black Friday purely for fun, but it seems awfully privileged to sit there and scorn people who are out taking advantage of very low prices on common household goods. I actually saw a retweet of this, shortly after midnight: “If we would just drop bombs on all the Wal-Marts across the country right now, the crime rate would go down 75%.”

The ridiculousness is part of the point. Generalizing about Black Friday shoppers by saying they’re just out for deals on things they don’t need reflects a lack of imagination about why people do what they do. Of course it’s ridiculous to make a line around the block to get into Target at midnight on a Thursday night; that’s a big part of the point. Families and friends go out and make a party of Black Friday shopping; they bring fortification and make battle plans and probably have a really great time at it. What’s more ridiculous: having fun and getting great deals, or sitting at home scowling and complaining about people you don’t even know doing what they want to do and not hurting you or anyone else?

Welcome to the human race. You know what? Millions and millions of people every day do a lot of shit that’s a lot stupider than shopping on Black Friday. If you have a specific complaint about a specific shopper who trampled your kitten, fine. If you have a substantive observation about the dangers of unregulated markets, go for it. But if you’re just going to harumph about people being dumb, go stick your head in the oven with the turkey. We’re human beings, and this is how we roll.

- Jay Gabler

Photo by Jennuine Captures (Creative Commons)

“Complaining about Black Friday” is the new “complaining about Nickelback playing at a football game”.

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212 Azelia Banks

bmichael:

URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT URGENT UNGUENT URGENT

If you don’t run in the same tumblr circles as I, then you may have missed this song today. It is Azelia Banks’ “212”, and it has destroyed minds. Mine, too. The way she switches her accent to crack you up, and then how it sounds a little iffy but then it’s also clearly amazing. It’s not a song. It’s a religion. It’s not a religion. It’s fucking. It’s not fucking. It’s just music. Crank it. Repeat it. Crank it. Etc.

also bold flavors.

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what more can i say - Jay z (The black album)

Jay-Z - What More Can I Say

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#faceplain
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