April 2011
“But here’s why it’s actually important to see Bridesmaids. On...”
– Jamie Denbo (via purns)
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Amy Poehler's Time 100 Gala speech is just really... →
And you will watch it. Trust me and I will lead you to the promise land.
“Wanna meet up just
For drinks? I’m not that hungry
From my late, huge...”
– Edith Zimmerman makes a single girl haiku
“During his presidency, no one ever questioned whether George W. Bush was...”
– Is Obama an ‘affirmative action president’? (via robot-heart-politics)
C’mon, let’s not let revisionist history creep into this discussion. Many, if not most, of the Bush critics questioned his intelligence during his two terms. To say we didn’t do so is dishonest. We can’t go back now and say no...
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Watchoperationfailure:
Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of “Fast Five”
Whoever wrote this deserves an Emmy.
VACATIONS 2011
- Portland/Seattle
- Los Angeles/San Diego
- Austin/Dallas
Goal is two out of three, with possible weekend trips to Boston, Delaware, and Washington/Baltimore (for baseball thangs)
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Oh, I have a new blog. →
I created a new tumblr to separate most of the politically charged content and media criticism. I’ll still reblog the stuff I’m really passionate about at fatmanatee, but having a separate account will allow me to do more long form writing and link posting without annoying anyone who came here for the cat pictures. I might also end up yelling at the media tumblrs for focusing on dumb...
“For what it’s worth, not everyone is convinced Trump was born in the USA either:...”
– BUT IT’S A POLL, WHY DON’T THEY TAKE IT SERIOUSLY (via tooseriousman)
The Reading List
tooseriousman:
For those who are unaware, the NY Times website is now on a subscription model. You get to read 20 articles if you go direct from nytimes.com, but as far as I know, articles that you click from here or other social media sites won’t count. I’ve officially reached that hallowed stage where I’m being asked to subscribe to the NY Times, and I probably will in the near future,...
“There are bits that I got through, technician work and through survival...”
– Louis CK, Talking Funny
I LOVED this.
: Whooooo, boy, do I have a story for you [single... →
thatwhitebitch:
Whooooo, boy, do I have a story for you [single ladies].
I met a couple GFs out tonight, but was very tame because I have a very important deadline this weekend. By very tame I mean 1 Ketel/water and 1 Chimay over the course of 3.5 hours. I was not and am not drunk.
This is a story for all humans.
My two GFs and I ended up at
This is a story for all humans.
Missy Elliott: On and On
“There’s a fascinating discussion, for instance, of profanity on stage and...”
– Alan Sepinwall (via Splitsider)
OH, actually, I do have something to say about...
When I got linked to a rant about Paltrow, I decided to give the site one more chance, because I know Gabe stopped writing about the Jersey Shore and maybe he’s gotten better about not ranting about how terrible things are. No, pretty much everything was bad. There was one nice looking youtube video, I guess. And oddly enough, a nice trailer of Bridesmaids that was given less space on...
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“Utah prosecutors and conservative politicians are determined to lock up the...”
– Michelle Goldberg
