i am the fat manatee.

Nov 22

HOT DAMN, I WISH I COULD BOTTLE THIS CILANTRO AND SPRAY IT ON MYSELF AS COLOGNE

I hit the guac jackpot, friends.  This is good.

jimrock:

This is what I ate for lunch. It is called the Green Monster and it is chili, jalapenos, cheese and BBQ pork on a bed of waffle fries. Eating it was amazing. BUT. Not to get too into detail, it’s fucking my shit up right now and I want to die. Moral of the story: Don’t live like me.

I WANT TO LIVE LIKE THIS

jimrock:

This is what I ate for lunch. It is called the Green Monster and it is chili, jalapenos, cheese and BBQ pork on a bed of waffle fries. Eating it was amazing. BUT. Not to get too into detail, it’s fucking my shit up right now and I want to die. Moral of the story: Don’t live like me.

I WANT TO LIVE LIKE THIS

happycap:

Craig Robinson & The Nasty Delicious
Comix, November 21, 2009
A night of sexy love songs, Eye of the Tiger, a dance battle, and Purple Rain.  Musically awesome and hilarious.

The Craig Robinson Experience is a MUST SEE.  His MC was also fantastic, and I hope he does some big things in the future, he has that “IT” thing.
Note: not actually called The Craig Robinson Experience.

happycap:

Craig Robinson & The Nasty Delicious

Comix, November 21, 2009

A night of sexy love songs, Eye of the Tiger, a dance battle, and Purple Rain.  Musically awesome and hilarious.

The Craig Robinson Experience is a MUST SEE.  His MC was also fantastic, and I hope he does some big things in the future, he has that “IT” thing.

Note: not actually called The Craig Robinson Experience.

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When the writers said “Okay, we need someone to play Hu Jintao”, Will Forte drew the short straw.

When the writers said “Okay, we need someone to play Hu Jintao”, Will Forte drew the short straw.

Nov 21

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It’s tough to see, but the plain pizza is called “The Mild”… of COURSE that’s David Wright’s picture.
I had Two Boots for the first time last night, and it was amazing.  Any time a pizza place can pair up Abita with a Bayou-style pizza, I am totally on board.

It’s tough to see, but the plain pizza is called “The Mild”… of COURSE that’s David Wright’s picture.

I had Two Boots for the first time last night, and it was amazing.  Any time a pizza place can pair up Abita with a Bayou-style pizza, I am totally on board.

Kay isn’t the only one with T-Rex arms.  This is a SMALL jacket, and it still isn’t happening.  BLEGH.
(Zoe, you need to get this t-shirt)

Kay isn’t the only one with T-Rex arms.  This is a SMALL jacket, and it still isn’t happening.  BLEGH.

(Zoe, you need to get this t-shirt)

Harry Truman’s face is on a hockey jersey.

Harry Truman’s face is on a hockey jersey.

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