HOT DAMN, I WISH I COULD BOTTLE THIS CILANTRO AND SPRAY IT ON MYSELF AS COLOGNE
I hit the guac jackpot, friends. This is good.
All of this is unnecessary.
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I hit the guac jackpot, friends. This is good.
This is what I ate for lunch. It is called the Green Monster and it is chili, jalapenos, cheese and BBQ pork on a bed of waffle fries. Eating it was amazing. BUT. Not to get too into detail, it’s fucking my shit up right now and I want to die. Moral of the story: Don’t live like me.
I WANT TO LIVE LIKE THIS
Craig Robinson & The Nasty Delicious
Comix, November 21, 2009
A night of sexy love songs, Eye of the Tiger, a dance battle, and Purple Rain. Musically awesome and hilarious.
The Craig Robinson Experience is a MUST SEE. His MC was also fantastic, and I hope he does some big things in the future, he has that “IT” thing.
Note: not actually called The Craig Robinson Experience.
JGL’s monologue/dance from last night’s episode of SNL, in case you missed it or want to relive the adorableness. (via sade)
It’s like Joseph Gordon-Levitt knew that one of my Husband Requirements is “knows how to prat fall”. It’s the most dreamboat thing you can do.
And a superb prat fall at that.
When the writers said “Okay, we need someone to play Hu Jintao”, Will Forte drew the short straw.
Super Mario Castle Theme Death Metal!
\m/
This is actually pretty cool.
RROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR
It’s tough to see, but the plain pizza is called “The Mild”… of COURSE that’s David Wright’s picture.
I had Two Boots for the first time last night, and it was amazing. Any time a pizza place can pair up Abita with a Bayou-style pizza, I am totally on board.
Kay isn’t the only one with T-Rex arms. This is a SMALL jacket, and it still isn’t happening. BLEGH.
(Zoe, you need to get this t-shirt)