July 16, 2008
Gotta be honest here, I had a crush on this girl back when she was Behrooz’s girlfriend on 24, but there’s no way I’d be able to spot her among the crowd in NYC.  I don’t know how other people do it.
Gotta be honest here, I had a crush on this girl back when she was Behrooz’s girlfriend on 24, but there’s no way I’d be able to spot her among the crowd in NYC.  I don’t know how other people do it.
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I think we're done here...

Making fun of JA got old awhile ago, with the exception of Topher’s fantastic parody.  Baugher is boring, and the copycats of that are mostly dreadful.  From here on out, I’m taking Aaron’s approach with this.  If you don’t know his approach, don’t take the unfollow personally.
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Chocolate Roulette

That’s my name for the game office drones like to play when somebody brings in those gift boxes of chocolate that has an absurd variety of flavors in the middle. I love doing this, because there’s seemingly no end to the junk that chocolatiers will throw into chocolate, as shown by my favorite oddity this year. Most of the time, I end up with some bizarre orange nougat, but this time, I went three times and all were winners!
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yourdp: Gratuitous picture of yourself Wednesday. I am man, see me yard work. If you think I’m going to tumblrfail this, you are sorely mistaken.  There is nothing I can do to make this picture better. Okay, fine, I’ll do it anyway.

yourdp:

Gratuitous picture of yourself Wednesday. I am man, see me yard work.

If you think I’m going to tumblrfail this, you are sorely mistaken.  There is nothing I can do to make this picture better.

Okay, fine, I’ll do it anyway.

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kenyatta:

rocketboom:

This master singer sings “Rainbow Road” from Mario Cart.

(Thanks Silentobituary)

HOLY COW.  I LOVE MARIO KART.

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The long way around to nothing.

  • him: I am so tired
  • ElleBelle: What did you do last night? cocktail party?
  • him: Lot of magic-mouth activity; you know how it is. I should have worn knee-pads
  • ElleBelle: shut up...
  • him: Got drunk, which made me think it was a good idea to get high, which made me think it was a good idea to steal a car. I am so exhausted I can barely carry the body to the incinerator
  • ElleBelle: liar you were reading a book or talking to fatmanatee...dish sucka
  • him: I just read like a loser!
  • BoutOfContext [in head]: Did you two just say that talking to fatmanatee was as losery as reading a book? Ouch!
  • Wait, what? How did I end up involved in this?
  • Sidenote: I do not disagree with the insinuations. The moment I get IMs is the moment I realize someone's plans fell through!
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lizistwentythree: “The Goot is on the loose.” This has replaced “are you ready for Maggette?” as my favorite celebrity pick-up line/rhyme.  And from old man Gutenberg, no less!

lizistwentythree:

“The Goot is on the loose.”

This has replaced “are you ready for Maggette?” as my favorite celebrity pick-up line/rhyme.  And from old man Gutenberg, no less!

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Baugher's back, baby

cvxn:

And better than ever…

I think baugher has said enough, and should retire to other ventures.  It’s just redundant, at this point.

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nonexciting INSPIRES

Dear Chris,

Thanks to you, I decided to make an important lifestyle change.  Rather than play Super Smash Bros. Brawl last night, I played Super Mario Galaxy!  And it’s all because of you that I was able to have the confidence to eject that disc and exchange it for a new one.  Now, I have a swagger to my step, not unlike when Munson made his way down to the bowling alley at the beginning of Kingpin.  I even plan on stealing some guy’s pizza.

THANKS NONEXCITING!

- Kevin

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July 15, 2008
NonExciting - Live Boringly. Eh.

jessicagoldharalson:

TOPHERCHRIS, MAKE ME A CONTRIBUTOR!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!

This is absurd.  Chris, you have not spent enough time exhausting yourself over modeling gigs.  Spoofs should not be this quick!

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