Last week, I went for a haircut and got the free shampoo treatment.  I love this part, because they massage my head and pick the perfect water temperature to wash away all the excess hair with.  I’d probably pay $5 just to come in occasionally and have that done.

Anyway, they’ve been using mint shampoo lately, and although it’s refreshing, I’m pretty sure everyone else thinks I have breath mints stuck in my hair that day, leading to a conversation like this:

Someone else: hey man, I think ummm… you have something in your hair.  Maybe gum?
Me: What?  No, no, I don’t think so.  Where?
Someone else: I dunno, something’s up though…
Me: How can you tell?
Someone else: I can smell it. 

And then they’ll act like they’re checking my hair for lice, except they’ll be looking for Tic-Tacs.