i suppose that this was inevitable.
to note: “scientists” have informed me that these frankendogs ARE NOT to be called hybrids because that term is reserved for the offspring of different species. but then i told this “scientist” that forks and spoons are in the same species and nobody ever gave me any trouble calling a spork a hybrid. and then i said, “q.e.d.” and folded my arms like i was posing for the cover of g.q.
LL Cool Ray is taking the Venn Diagram to new heights, and I need to change my pants.