i am the fat manatee.
All of this is unnecessary.
1 year ago (13 notes)
When will your humble correspondent learn to put on deodorant after he puts on a shirt?
Never. The answer is never.
Even Dad Deodorant has its downfalls.
Right? But if you put a shirt on first you are more likely to forget deodorant entirely. Pretty much lose-lose.
If you’re referring to streaks, when will the humble correspondent learn to switch to a non-streaky deodorant. If the humble correspondent just forgets deodorant, period, don’t come near me.