i am the fat manatee. (I just found out you can bring sandwiches through airport security.)

1 year ago (29 notes)

I just found out you can bring sandwiches through airport security.

I’ve been doing it horrendously wrong this whole time. I just paid three dollars for a dumb clif bar.

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megwhat said: you JUST found this out?! KEVINNNNN SANGWICHES ARE THE BEST PART O FLYIN
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petitchou said: this means you have to take an Ike’s or Rhea’s sandwich on the plane home from SF
melissanat said: This is like when I found out you could bring snacks into sporting events.
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cbeth said: I once smuggled two slices of pizza onto a flight to Toronto. IN YOUR FACE, three dollar clif bar!
doctornecessiter said: Just don’t put more than 3 ounces of mustard on it.
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biteofpythias said: i’m really confused how this would be surprising to you? do you generally eat liquid sandwiches or something?
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