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All of this is unnecessary.

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6 Nov 09

After the kickball game on Tuesday, we usually go to a bar that has flip cup/beer pong tables, and despite every single warning possible about how perhaps we should be figuring out more sanitary games to play with beer, those tables are still being used just as much as they’ve always been.  Flu and mouth herpes can’t stop the competitive spirit! I was only a little more horrified to learn that the team wants to throw a party and feature an ice luge, hand sculpted.  They’ll set it up, I’ll attempt to hide in the corner and mess around with my cell phone (I’d probably be doing this anyway), someone will realize I haven’t done it yet and peer pressure the hell out of me to step up and soak up the icy germs of twenty other humans.  And I’ll do it, because I have no respect for myself.

After the kickball game on Tuesday, we usually go to a bar that has flip cup/beer pong tables, and despite every single warning possible about how perhaps we should be figuring out more sanitary games to play with beer, those tables are still being used just as much as they’ve always been.  Flu and mouth herpes can’t stop the competitive spirit!

I was only a little more horrified to learn that the team wants to throw a party and feature an ice luge, hand sculpted.  They’ll set it up, I’ll attempt to hide in the corner and mess around with my cell phone (I’d probably be doing this anyway), someone will realize I haven’t done it yet and peer pressure the hell out of me to step up and soak up the icy germs of twenty other humans.  And I’ll do it, because I have no respect for myself.

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    But ice KILLS all germs. Including herpes. If you’re...worried about it you can
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