YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE: I PHOTOSHOP YOU.
Ms. Simko posted the following a couple of days ago:
Last weekend, while in Connecticut for Mother’s Day, my little sister confirmed something I have long suspected: at a certain angle my nose greatly resembles a Super Mushroom (of Super Mario Brothers fame). While the discovery does not bother me, the Nintendo theme that now plays in my head every time I look in the mirror is starting to… Doot doo doo.
Note: Although this old photo of me laughing like a complete spaz does not fully support the theory, it will have to temporarily tide you over until I have time to supply additional(ly embarrassing) photographic evidence. Hellooo teeth.
I am happy to report that her nose does not quite fit the profile of a Super Mario Mushroom! But just in case, if she decides that this warrants further investigation, I will gladly take her to the State Fair or carnival for a unique face painting experience… you know, whenever either of those two events decides to come to NYC. Do we even have a state fair?
2 months ago