i am the fat manatee.

whaddup silver lining?

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:49:49 -0500

sparkleneelysparkle:

i am renaming my tomato sauce “stupak is a stupid head spaghetti sauce” in honor of tonights events.

I’m renaming my diarrhea Stupak.

EIGHT HUNDRED CALORIES?!?!?!? GOOD GRAVY. BUTTER IS THE...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:58:47 -0500

EIGHT HUNDRED CALORIES?!?!?!? GOOD GRAVY. BUTTER IS THE DEVIL.

(via bc)

HURRRR

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:40:04 -0500

HURRRR

linusinhats: Linus’ manifesto includes a plan for everyone to...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:13:45 -0500

linusinhats:

Linus’ manifesto includes a plan for everyone to be able to play with straws, and for interspecies prom dates, among other dangerous ideas.

(Who still makes Unabomber jokes these days?!)

Every time I think they’re going to run out of amazing Linus pictures, they slay me.

Happycap and I were talking up holiday parties, and it reminded...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:47:22 -0500

Happycap and I were talking up holiday parties, and it reminded me of one of my favorite annual spectacles: the Connected Ventures holiday photo. Two years ago, IIRC, they had a monkey, and this year, they had Inappropriate Santa. This is Nick Kroll letting it all out.

(via)

Mr. Chaney encouraged me to get XBox Live service and also admit...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 15:43:30 -0500

Mr. Chaney encouraged me to get XBox Live service and also admit that yes, he gets laid more than me. In any case, my XBox handle is BASSMAN745, I also go online with Wii every so often to play Mario Kart and Tetris (these are the only games I’m any good at). Feel free to add me to whatever!

Sen. Al Franken, D-Minn., introduced the Justice for Survivors Sexual Assault Act this week, which aims to reduce the national backlog of untested rape kits.

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:14:25 -0500

Sen. Al Franken, D-Minn., introduced the Justice for Survivors Sexual Assault Act this week, which aims to reduce the national backlog of untested rape kits.:

fightwithknives:

Our Feminist Senator.

Sure, the Berlin Wall came down 20 years ago, but in reality,...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 13:06:00 -0500

Sure, the Berlin Wall came down 20 years ago, but in reality, the true celebration of freedom that we need to commemorate occurred two months later, when David Hasselhoff tore down the wall of communism for good.

The Challenge

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:04:58 -0500

The Challenge

Adventures in google image search: brotastic. I miss college.

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:02:05 -0500

Adventures in google image search: brotastic.

I miss college.

#rihannasforehead is hot like the rest of rihanna is. twitter...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:35:16 -0500

#rihannasforehead is hot like the rest of rihanna is. twitter is a bag of dicks.

atencio: Guess Who When two evil rich industrialists are bored,...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:49:08 -0500

atencio:

Guess Who

When two evil rich industrialists are bored, they play a game. The most dangerous game. This is the video that Jonah Ray and I showed in the Tumblr Film Festival. It stars Jonah, Jay Johnston, and the Sklar Brothers. I directed, shot, and edited, Jonah and I co-wrote it, and Elysia Skye produced it. Cash Hartzell and Jason Ruiz were the crew.

Blog / Off, the other video I made for the festival with Tess and Molls, will be up soon!

Peter killed it at the film festival. This is fantastic.

bigjon: Weezer feat. Sara Bareilles I Want You To...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 23:03:08 -0500

bigjon:

Weezer feat. Sara Bareilles

I Want You To (acoustic)

I’m torn by my love of the older Weezer, an indie crush on Sara Bareilles based on that one song where’s pretty adorable the whole time (is that every song? I dunno), and then there’s this song about Rivers not being able to seal the deal and telling the girl that he doesn’t have all night, because really, emo men with thick rimmed glasses have things to do. What does that even mean, he doesn’t have all night? He’s going to keep up with her because he’s desperate for her to make a move, but he doesn’t want to because he feels awkward about it, so he’s hoping that by simply following her around, she’ll figure it out. But hopefully soon, because he doesn’t have all night.

But the song is catchy! AGH.

This is the guy who busts my ass in the gym. He’s 9-0-1...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:15:05 -0500

This is the guy who busts my ass in the gym. He’s 9-0-1 in pro fights, his nickname is “Little Mac”, and his entrance music is “I’m Shipping Up to Boston”. That is all.

Photo

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:34:20 -0500

dontsprainyourvagina: I finally received my official welcome to...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:31:39 -0500

dontsprainyourvagina:

I finally received my official welcome to Spokane while driving home from school this week.

BRB, flying to Spokane to pose under this sign.

ESPN feature on mutton bustin. I can’t get enough of this.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:51:30 -0500

ESPN feature on mutton bustin.

I can’t get enough of this.

Puff Daddy challenged us kids to break out from the shackles.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:17:19 -0500

Puff Daddy challenged us kids to break out from the shackles.

There’s obviously so much to like about Maru, but the...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:38:28 -0500

There’s obviously so much to like about Maru, but the captions of his blog pictures just takes it to the next level.

“I never enjoyed music.” - Daryl Hall. I laughed out...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:03:30 -0500

“I never enjoyed music.” - Daryl Hall.

I laughed out loud when he randomly said this during an AVClub interview because I have a terrible sense of what’s funny. It was his response to their question about when he started to think about music as a career.

I HATE SANDCASTLES